Are your kids “free range” now?
Have they finally stepped out to face the world on their own? (But come back sometimes, like a nightmare boomerang, with bags full of dirty laundry and appetites to rival a small army?)
Empty nest wisecracks from your friends getting old?
When in reality you’ve been waiting 18 to 24 to 30 years for this moment? (Some get the hint earlier than others.)
Are you ready to enjoy the sweet, sweet silence? The free time? Do you want to keep it that way?
Then hit the road in a 2010 Canyon Trail… Because the kids can’t move back home if they can’t find it.
Of course you love your kids. But they’re doing their own thing now. Time to do your own thing as well.
People who say money can’t buy happiness have obviously never bought a 5th wheel. This rolling grownup mansion has a full island kitchen and fridge large enough to stock all the good stuff you were hesitant to buy because you knew that *someone* would consume it before you got the chance. Craft beer, gourmet snacks, prime cuts of meat, and – best of all – leftovers. Hallelujah, your leftovers are finally safe.
Take naps on your queen-sized bed. Or the foldout sofa. Or in one of the dual recliners. Because this is your kingdom, and you can sleep wherever and whenever you damn well please.
Thanks to three slide outs, there’s so much room inside the Canyon Trail that you could host an empty nest party right before you bon-voyage your way out of town.
With a flatscreen, sound system, and fireplace, the entertainment system belongs to you and you alone. Who decides what to watch? You do. Who chooses the music? All you, baby. And best of all, who controls the volume?? That’s right, you.
Don’t forget to reassure the kids that you are – somehow – coping with their absence by tagging them in your Instagram posts of mountain sunsets and ocean sunrises. (#Wishyouwerehere #Freeatlast #Totallymissthosefreeloaders)
If they manage to find you, they can crash on the hide-a-bed sofa for a day or two, max. But don’t let them get too comfortable. They may just decide they could get used to this new life you’re living.
Not only is the bathroom large enough to spin around, arms outstretched, it also includes a corner shower. Meaning you can stand up, and take the longest, hottest showers without worrying about them kids knocking to ask when you’ll be done in there.
Full-sized closets in the front bedroom, so you don’t have to worry about downsizing your belongings to save on storage. The Canyon Trail hauls as much as you need her to.
As Ron Popeil would say, BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Because we’ve saved the best for last. The Canyon Trail is priced $10k under market value.
What?
Well at one point, she developed a roof leak and sustained a small patch of water damage on the roof and wall in the rear cabinet. It’s been resealed, so you won’t have to worry about any more leaks. All that’s left is a couple of soft spots on the roof and a few ripples in the wallpaper. Just pack your DVDs in the the cabinet and you’d never even know. Ten Thousand dollar discount because of a cosmetic ripple.
The time is ripe for a long-overdue road trip. A journey. An expedition. And this time around, it’s on your terms. The Canyon Trail is your key to adventure. All you have to do is come on down and unlock the door to life’s next great chapter.
2010 Canyon Trail 33 FSBI
Couple’s 5th with winter package (thermal pane windows, 12-volt heated tanks, 42K BTU furnace and extra insulation), 8 cubic foot fridge, 12-gallon water heater, front and rear power jacks and lots more. Weighs 10,480 pounds dry. $49/wk
* NOTE: Trailer as Shown. Selling Price is $19,999, Tax extra. Weekly payment is based on 12.99% (OAC) with $2500 down and includes tax. Down Payment & Interest Rate may vary based on personal credit history. Payment shown is based on a 60-month term, 240-month amortization at 12.99% Apr. Total cost of borrowing over the term is $11,181.47 – But don’t let that Scare You – most No Bull clients pay off their RVs early which results in further savings on interest as all loans are open ended with no fees or penalties for early payout – Ask us for details.
Fully Bonded & AMVIC Licensed
